ONE SLOT LEFT! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE!
Attention S-mart shoppers, our store layout has changed. Isle 3 is now housewares. Isle 4 is now garden supplies. Isle 5 is a portal to a dark twisted dimension of evil. Isle 6 is now home electronics.
All S-mart employees are encouraged to sign up to battle the darkness and each other in a battle from dusk to dawn in order to close the portal. Only excessive amounts of blood will close the portal. Employees who win (and survive) will get a bonus and an extra week of paid vacation.
Newer employees will be give preference for the recruitment. When recruitment closes there will be a 7 day period to prepare with you team. The teams will proceed to the portal no earlier than 8/28.
As always, remember the 'S' in S-mart means savings.
Recruitment to end 8/18. Match to start 8/28. 6 round of mayhem to follow.
E5M2: Army of Darkness