1.16.2013

Play-By-Post Match 17 | Round 06

Recommended Listening:
Slayer - Raining Blood

22 comments:

  1. OSCAR RESPAWNS AT LOCATION (4).

    HALF TIME !!! SEVEN DAYS REMAINING

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  2. A trash can appears, and Oscar slowly rises singing “Because I love trash.” Looking around he says, “Oh, look, a red skull would be perfect for my collection of junk.” He pulls out his rusty sword to cut the head off of the leader of Hydra, but swings and misses.
    “Well it looks like there’s still trash in the trash can I’ll go and get it.”

    Tech:
    Standard: Valorous strike on red skull (5)+10=15 miss.
    Minor: Divine challenge Red Skull.
    Move: to K17. Red Skull just try your OA!

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    1. OA was missed. (1)+6 = 7. Skull is already prone, so he laughs maniacally at the humiliation.

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    2. Damn, I can't even do retaliation damage this round :(

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  3. OOC: Hahahahaa, another single-digit die roll! Kurt now you know how we feel about YOUR dice!

    SCARLETT PIMP ERNELL STARTS HIS TURN FACE-DOWN WITH A DISORIENTED MUPPET STANDING OVER HIM.

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  4. Looking blearily around Pimp Ernell notices Elmo standing over him:
    "Daaaamn, this fuzzy hood rat is almost as stoned as Pimp Ernell"
    Pimp Ernell staggers to his feet and snatches Elmo's bag of Cheetos, then stumbles towards Ernie and attempts to give him a slap. Unfortunately he forgets which hand the Cheetos are in and instead ends up spilling orangy snacks all over the Muppet.
    Move: Stand
    Free: Mark Elmo
    Standard: Charge Ernie
    (4)+11 = Broken random number generator

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    1. Yes, yes... everyone come play in my aura...

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  5. Map (and Oscar's stated position!) updated. Red Baron kommt zuruck at Location (3).

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  6. Rejoining the battle, invigorated by the idea of started a frozen pizza business after the war, The Red Baron once again enters the fray!

    He first attempts to fly low over the crows nest and knock Cookie Monster off, but Cookie Monster's giant blue tookus save's him once again.

    Next, The Baron attacks Elmo, who runs for cover in the Captain's Quarters where he finds Oscar doing inappropriate things with rotted cantaloupe. Elmo, out of creepy nervous habit then tries to tickle Groucho and they get into it (TBD). Freaked out Elmo manages to slip on a banana peel and bang his head leaving him dazed.

    The Red Baron lands on the enemies own airfield and taunts them defiantly to do something about it.

    Tech: Move: Arcane Whirlwind 5 squares to the left.
    Minor: attempt to slide Cookie Monster
    Cookie makes his save with a 20.
    Standard: Cast Charm of Misplaced Wrath on Elmo. +6 vs. Will
    18+6=24 vs. 12 hit
    Slide Elmo to K16
    Elmo attacks Oscar with a Melee Basic Attack +2 to dmg if it hits.
    Elmo is Dazed.

    Waiting for result of MBA.

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    1. Elmo's MBA is 1d20+6
      14+6=20 hits
      Damage is 1d6+3+2
      2+3+3=7

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  7. At work, so little RP. Needless to say, Ernie's probably singing as he dances all the chess pieces into place for the oncoming firestorm.

    [Tech]
    Standard: Ardent Strike on Dynamo
       Attack: (11)+7+2 (prone CA) = 20 vs AC 12 - HIT!!
       Hit: (4)+4 = 8 damage - Dynamo drops at -5 HP
    Free: Shadow Warp slides Skull to L-8 (prone allies can occupy the same square)
    Minor: Healing Word Ernie
       Effect: regain (6)+7 HP - Ernie is at 20 HP
    Move: Shift to K-5

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  8. OOC: I was so excited for how awesome this turn was gonna be, only to be let down...

    Tech
    Move to stand up

    Minor to use Healing Word: regain (6)+7 hp to be at full and +2 attack rolls

    Lava Burst targeting Pimp: with all buffs and debuffs: +7 vs Reflex 11
    (1)+7 = 8, miss and humiliation
    5 fire damage dealt to Skull and Baron, and Cookie Monster continues rolling around in his cookie stash

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  9. The Crimson Dynamo reappears with a jet of flame at portal 4 (WHEW!) and starts to sing in accented English...
    "am i a man or am i a muppet
    if im a muppet then im a very manly muppet
    am i a muppet or am i a man
    if im a man that makes me a muppet of a man"
    while flinging bolts of fire from his wrist mounted pulse cannons.

    Tech:
    Standard - Escalated Elemental Bolt against Ernie (5)+6 = 11 (miss) and against Oscar (8)+6 = 14+4 Heroic Effort (HIT!). Damage - (8)+(5)+(3)+11 = 27-5 Fire Resist. Oscar is at 2 and wondering why his stuffing is on fire. Effect, Shift up 1 space on the mast. Athletics is 6, no check needed.
    Move - Run up the rest of the mast. Fall prone in the crow's nest.
    Minor - continue to sing.

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    1. "Wow, look at all the flaming garbage I have... I really should spread the wealth. Here you go Dynamo, now scram!" Oscar hurls flaming garbage and takes (4)+5=9 fire damage from Infernal Wrath... leaving him at 17 (unless he has fire resistance).

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    2. Okay... it's been too long of a day. the damage is on the Dynamo, the Dynamo's @ 17 hp.

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  10. Wow! Sorry for the little absence on my part, but thanks so much for you guys and your Roll20 skills keeping the game moving at lightning speed!!!

    Map update and score update for Crimson Dynamo's Respawn coming in a second. RED SKULL survives the potential DOUBLE TELEFRAG and starts his turn face down on the boat.

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  11. [Pre-TECH]
    As per Blazing Pursuit, which I used on CM last round, if he ended his turn within 5 squares of me (which he did) I am able to teleport to a square adjacent to him at the end of his turn. So, I'll go ahead and do that now. Square B11.

    [IC]
    "Du kannst nicht von mir flüchten, Kuche Untier. Ich werde dich immer finden. Mein Schwart wird immer in deinen Hals aufsitzen. Achso, Flücht Untier und STIRB!"

    *Translations provided by the enslaved Herr Doktor Arnim Zola: "You cannot flee from me, Cookie Monster. I will always find you. Me sword will rest for eternity in your throat. So, flee Monster and DIE!"

    As the Red Skull appears next to CM, wreathed in flames, he laughs before swinging another fire blade down upon the proned beast and missing.

    "Du bist ein schnelles Untier!"

    *Translations. Zola. Ja wohl: "You are a quick beast!"

    [TECH]
    *Immediate Reaction (End of CM's Turn) Teleport to B11 (Blazing Pursuit effect)

    *Standard: Greenflame Blade vs CM, +9 vs AC, 18 vs AC 19, MISS

    *Move: Climb down the mast to K10 (Athletics +8, rolled 19)

    *Minor: Aegis vs Ernie

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    1. "Hey Red Skull forget about me?" Oscar reaches into his can and throws a glowing rock at Red Skull. "Take 8 Rad-... okay there's a smudge here on my character sheet, so Divine Challenge probably does Radiation damage."

      Tech - Red Skull take 8 Radiant damage leaving him at 10.

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  12. MAP UPDATED.

    Probably the last time I will be able to get on the computer until tomorrow morning, so if you guys are raring to go after Elmo's turn, you have my blessings to start Round 07 in this post!

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  13. Since it appears I am still dazed...

    Minor: Sustain cyclone.

    Yay!

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    1. And thus ends another exciting round of Death Match! Tune in tomorrow for more antics of those crazy muppets from the street and their arch rivals... anything in red.

      (okay it's late and I'm tired, not going to worry about my turn until the morning).

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  14. ELMO HAS IN FACT BEEN RE-DAZED, A MOST CUNNING PLOY BY THE NEFARIOUS TEAM RED ALERT!!!

    FOLLOW THE WAKE OF DESTRUCTION, DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN, IN ROUND 07: http://www.fourthcoreteamdeathmatch.com/2013/01/play-by-post-match-17-round-07.html

    FIVE DAYS REMAINING.

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