SUDDEN DEATH!
19 === Screen Actors Guild vs. Venture Bros === 18
19 === Screen Actors Guild vs. Venture Bros === 18
Brock - Adam West - Dean Venture - Val Kilmer - Dr. Venture - George Clooney - Christian Bale - Hank Venture
The Court of Stars makes the following Proclamation: The Prince of Hearts!
Adam West and Dean Venture switch teams!
Hank Venture spawns in Location 3, and enchants Christian Bale into attacking the Unconscious Val Kilmer.Dean Venture spawns in location 4 and attacks his former brother.
Hank Venture is BLOODIED!
George Clooney spawns in location 3.
Hank Venture is TELEFRAGGED!
George Clooney summons a ton'o'fire, before jumping into the Dancing Hut!
Brock spawns in location 3, and attacks his former brother
Brock spawns in location 3, and attacks his former brother
Dean Venture is GIBBED!
Christian Bale starts his turn dazed & prone, but attacks Adam West
Adam West is UNCONSCIOUS!
Brock is HUT-GIBBED!
Val Kilmer SELF-GIBS!
Val Kilmer spawns in location 1, and attacks Adam West.Brock is HUT-GIBBED!
Val Kilmer SELF-GIBS!
Christian Bale is TELEFRAGGED!
Adam West is GIBBED!
Dr. Venture starts his turn dazed, but manages to attack Val Kilmer twice!
Adam West jumps in the Dancing Hut!
Dean Venture Spawns in Location 3 and jumps into the dancing hut!
Val Kilmer spawns in Location 1, slowed and prone. He takes total defense.
Dr. Venture attacks Val Kilmer before following the Conga Line into the Dancing Hut
The goblin'd Hank Venture spawns in location 1
Val Kilmer is UNCONSCIOUS!
Dr. Venture is GIBBED!
Adam West spawns in Location 3, and attacks Val Kilmer.Dr. Venture is GIBBED!
Val Kilmer is GIBBED
SUDDEN DEATH!
Brock spawns in Location 1, and jumps in the Dancing Hut!SUDDEN DEATH!
Adam West jumps in the Dancing Hut!
Dean Venture Spawns in Location 3 and jumps into the dancing hut!
Val Kilmer spawns in Location 1, slowed and prone. He takes total defense.
Dr. Venture attacks Val Kilmer before following the Conga Line into the Dancing Hut
Val Kilmer is BLOODIED!
Christian Bale spawns in Location 2 and jumps into the hut.The goblin'd Hank Venture spawns in location 1
Val Kilmer is TELEFRAGGED!
TEAM VENTURE IS VICTORIOUS!
Final Round, FIGHT!
ReplyDeleteHank Venture spawns in location 3, proned & immobilized by his former enemy, now teammate!
Also, I should point out that no team has yet garnered the favor of the Baba Yaga... Doing so will allow you to choose the map for part 2!
ReplyDelete"Where's my brother? What's going on?! DEEEEEEAAAAAAN!!!!" Hank comes screaming out of the teleporter and sobs pitifully. He looks over at Christian Bale and says, "Batman, you have to help me find my brother or at least finish off that awful cowboy batman."
ReplyDeleteTech:
Minor Action: Mage hand to grab scepter
Minor Action: Bring scepter to hank
Standard Action: Charm of Misplaced Wrath, +13 vs. Will (just have to not crit fail!), on hit, Christian Bale is dazed until the end of my next turn and slides to square K3 and (if able) makes a ranged basic attack against Val Kilmer.
on Critical (17-20), TURN HIM TO ICE!!!!
I triggered a killing spree, correct? Also, please tell me I saved against immobilized!
ReplyDeleteCan't pick up reset magic items via mage hand....i already asked at the start of the match.
ReplyDeleteI just double checked the wording of picking up items from alters, and Graham is correct. Worded as is, you can't pick up items via mage hand.
ReplyDeleteMy actions still stand. +11 to attack roll instead.
ReplyDeleteDean tries to enlist the aid of another Batman!
ReplyDelete1d20(14)+11=25 vs Will 12 [HIT]
Christian Bale darts up towards the teleport square next to the hulking ice monster and throws a dagger towards Val Kilmer!
1d20(19)+0=19 vs AC 17 [HIT]
Damage: 1d4(4)+0=4 damage
Val Kilmer is still unconscious at -7HP!
(I'm assuming that Val will be choosing to not use SHV on Christian?)
The Dancing Hut moves 1d8(7) squares towards 2d16(3)(13)=C13
Dean Venture, now a member of the S.A.G., spawns in location 4 next to his old enemy Adam West!
Not that it will really matter, but saving throw vs Immobilized: 1d20(4) [FAILURE]
ReplyDeleteSorry, that saving throw was for Hank.
ReplyDeleteDr. Venture DID gain a killing spree last round, and his saving throw vs immobilized is: 1d20(2) [FAILURE]
Did I? I dropped two guys below 0 on my turn, pretty sure.
ReplyDeleteYep, you are correct. Christian Bale has an AP as well. Man...I was off my game last round...
ReplyDeleteYou were also out of town and worried about more important things. ;) No worries. :)
ReplyDelete"Hey hank, who's the Bat now? From what I've learned from brock, I've watched, I've listened, I'm the shadow in the night. Pop! Who's a super scientist now? Go team Batman."
ReplyDeleteNega-Dean turns his head with an evil smirk and runs towards Hank.
Hut moves towards Adam West
Tech:
Move action: Move to F5
Minor Action: Pick up Scourge of the Spider Queen
Standard: Shielded by Faith on Hank
Attack: +9 vs AC (+3 Prof/+2 Magic)
Damage: 2d12+8 (+4 wis/+2 Magic/+2 from Aspect of Might)
Effect: I gain +2 power bonus to all defences to attacks made by creatures other than the target until the end of my next turn.
Nega-Dean attacks his former brother!
ReplyDeleteMove to F5
Opportunity Attack from Adam West: 1d20(9)+1 vs AC 19 [MISS]
Attacking Hank: 1d20(7)+9+2(CA from Prone)=18 vs AC 15. Hit!
Damage: 2d12(12)(10)+8=20 damage + 10 ongoing!
Hank Venture is Bloodied at 1HP!
The Hut moves 1d8(5) squares towards Adam West. Saving Throw vs Going into the Quicksand: 1d20(17) [SUCCESS]
Christian Bale starts his turn dazed!
Oops, sorry, let's try this again: George Clooney spawns in Location 3. Hank Venture is TELEFRAGGED!
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney spawns on the location just finishing pulling his cowl over his head. "Hey guys, lets not forget who actually earned their living by doing quality movie making, just look at one of my better movies!"
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj2KcFj1jbE
With that he pulls another orb out of his utility belt, and hurls it across the field, before it expands and incinerates the area.
Tech:
Orbmasters Incendiary Flames centered on I14
Orb of Imposition - Increases to Burst 3
Attack Dr Venture, and Adam West +5 vs Reflex
Hit: 1d6+5, and Knock the Target Prone (both prone already so w/e)
If I miss, and within range, use Adept's Insight (augmented) for 1d4+1 to the attack. Priority on Adam West.
Creates a zone that lasts until Eo2T. Entering or starting their turn deals 2 fire damage.
Move Action: (Running) Move to J9 avoiding the Phantom Chasm
Minor: Jump in the hut "To the Batcave!"
Move Hut west.....ADAM WEST!!
George summons flames to burn across the Murkendaw and the Maze of Fathaghn, catching Adam West and Dr. Venture in the blaze!
ReplyDelete1d20(10)+5=15 vs Adam West's Reflex 17 [MISS]
Adept's Insight: 15+1d4(2)+1=18 vs Reflex 17 [HIT]
1d20(3)+5=8 vs Dr. Venture's Reflex 10 (15-5 Unconscious) [MISS]
Damage: 1d6(3)+5=8 damage.
Adam West is at 18 HP!
George jumps into the Batcave, and the Hut moves 1d8(7) squares towards 2d16(6)(12)= F12.
Adam West Saving Throw vs Quicksand: 1d20(14) [SUCCESS]
Brock spawns in Location 3!
"Alright Dean, I don't want to hurt you, so just give me the big stick..."
ReplyDeleteTech:
Move to E6, cutting diagonally across Fomorian King's square, if possible. If not, move to E5.
Use Savage Cut on Dean
+12 vs AC
3d8+7 dmg
On a hit, use Furious Assault for extra d8 damage.
If this drops him, I'd like to pick up the Scourge with a minor action.
I'll wait until this is resolved before using my action point.
Brock attacks Nega-Dean!
ReplyDelete1d20(14)+12=26 vs AC 19 [HIT]
DAMAGE: 4d8(1)(4)(5)(8)+7=25 damage!
Dean Venture is bloodied at 2HP!
Minor action (if I still can): make Dean my Hunter's Quarry
ReplyDeleteAction point: Foe-to-Foe vs Dean
+12 vs AC
d8+d10+d6+7 dmg
Send hut west and south towards M14.
Brock attacks again!
ReplyDelete1d20(18)+12=30 vs AC 19 [HIT]
Damage: 1d8(4)+1d10(5)+1d6(3)+7=19 damage
Dean Venture is GIBBED!
The Hut moves 1d8(8) squares!
Christian Bale starts his turn, and is attacked by the ice monster!
Ice Monster Attack: 1d20(1)+8=9 vs AC 15 [HUMILIATION!]
The Ice Monster is cursed by the Baba Yaga, and turns into an Ice Pig!
(I'm not going to lie, I didn't see that coming)
The Dazed Christian Bale falls prone from starting in the Phantom Chasm!
That fucking traitor! How dare he join up with those unprofessional kids! Bale focuses his wrath on his former teammate, growling in rage.
ReplyDelete[tech]
Color Orb on Adam West:
+4 vs Will (Already taking prone into account) on hit: 1d8+5 and he's dazed until the end of my next turn
If I miss within 4, Heroic Effort.
Action Point: Hellish Rebuke on Adam West
+4 vs REF, or if he's dazed +6, on hit 1d6+5 and the first time I take damage before the end of my next turn, he takes another 1d6+5
If HE not expended and within 4, use it.
Hut towards E5, southwest.
Christian Bale turns his wrath on his former teammate!
ReplyDelete1d20(19)+4=23 vs Will 11 [HIT]
Damage: 1d8(5)+5=10 damage
Adam West is bloodied at 8HP!
Action Point:
1d20(19)+6=25 vs Ref 17 [HIT]
Damage: 1d6(4)+5 = 9 damage
Adam West is Unconscious at -1 HP!
Christian Bale takes 10 damage from SHV!
Hellish Rebuke Triggers, and Adam West takes 1d6(4)+5 damage and is at -10HP!
The Dancing Hut moves 1d8(7) squares!
Brock is HUT-GIBBED!
Val Kilmer self-Gibbes and spawns in location 1.
Christian Bale is TELEFRAGGED!
Standard: Basic attack v Adam West: +9, -2 for Prone, +7 v AC, 1d10+6.
ReplyDeleteMove: I 1
Minor: Hellfire Touch
Standard (AP): Basic attack v Dr. Venture +9, -2 for Prone, +7 v AC, 1d10+6. +5dmg for Hellfire and slide to G2.
Attack vs Adam West!
ReplyDelete1d20(7)+7=14 vs AC 17-5(Unconscious)=12[HIT]
Damage: 1d10(5)+6=11
Adam West is GIBBED!
Action Point!
Attack vs Dr. Venture: 1d20(3)+7=10 vs AC 16 [MISS]
The Hut moves 1d8(2) squares towards 2d16(2)(8)=B8
The Revanent Dr. Venture starts his final turn dazed!
I love the smell of napalm in the morning; smells like...victory
ReplyDelete[tech]
Standard Action:
Hateful Shade vs. Val Kilmer
+5 vs. will (+6, +1 shadow twist, -2 prone)
Hit: 3d8+5 force damage and irrelevant damage (save ends).
Action Point:
Hound of Dark Omen vs. Val Kilmer
+5 vs. Will (+6, +1 shadow twist, -2 prone)
Hit: 2d8+5 psychic damage. (If the previous attack dropped him to 0 hp, I'll activate dark reaping and use it here for an additional 1d8+5 necrotic damage.
move hut towards Val
ReplyDeleteand if hound of dark omen hits, push him to K3
ReplyDeleteMust...survive....
ReplyDeleteDoes Dr Venture have line of effect to Val from where he is? It looks like there's a bush, and void squares blocking it if he targets south, and a log if he's targeting north
ReplyDeleteFrom the glossary entry for cover: "A line isn't blocked if it runs along the edge of an obstacle's or an enemy's square."
ReplyDeleteVal might have cover, but there should still be line of effect.
Dr. venture does have Line of Effect, but Val has cover, so Doc will be taking an additional -2 to hit.
ReplyDeleteHate Shade:
1d20(15)+3=18 vs Will 11 [HIT]
Damage: 3d8(2)(2)(1)+5 = 10 damage
Action Point:
1d20(10)+3=13 vs Will 11 [HIT]
2d8(4)(6)+5=15 damage.
Val Kilmer is bloodied at 1 HP and pushed to K3!
The Hut moves 1d8(2) squares.
Adam West spawns in Location 4!
Adam West is still dazed & prone.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Val Kilmer deserves a taste of his own medicine. Upon his recent gibbing of Mayor Adam West, he takes a face-full of thunder damage: Stormhawk's Vengeance!!!
ReplyDeleteI do believe that will knock him to unconsciousness for my turn.
Well, well, well. Val Kilmer. We meet again. I thought I knew you. I thought I had you figured out. You used to be on the winning team ...
STANDARD ACTION: Attack Val Kilmer with Clever Shot.
Attack: +7 vs. unconscious AC 12(+9 base +2 cunning stalker -2 prone -2 ranged vs. prone)
Hit: 1d10+6 damage and slowed (save ends).
Miss: If within 4, use Heroic Effort to make the attack hit.
ACTION POINT: Attack Val Kilmer with Disruptive Shot.
Attack: +7 vs. unconscious AC 12(+9 base +2 cunning stalker -2 prone -2 ranged vs. prone)
Hit: 1d10+6 damage and dazed (save ends).
Miss: If within 4 and unused, use Heroic Effort to make the attack hit.
Super Miss: Half damage and slowed until end of next turn.
UNTIL YOU TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE!!!
Send Baba Yaga's Hut towards Val Kilmer's broken body.
ReplyDeleteOk, here's where things get nuts.
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer takes 10 damage from Adam West's SHV, which means that Dr. Venture's second attack drops Val Kilmer to -9 HP!
Val Kilmer is Unconscious!
Dr. Venture takes 10 damage from Stormhawk's Vengance, and is GIBBED!
Team SAG has the lead!
Adam West shoots Val Kilmer
1d20(17)+7=24 vs AC 12 [HIT]
Damage: 1d10(10)+6=16 Damage.
Val Kilmer is GIBBED!
Adam West takes 10 damage from SHV
The Baba Yaga's Hut moves id8(7) squares!
AT THE END OF MATCH 4, THE SCORE IS TIED 18-18
SUDDEN DEATH!
First team that dies loses!
Re-rolling Initiative:
Val Kilmer: 1d20(11)+5=16
Dean Venture: 1d20(13)+4=17
George Clooney: 1d20(4)+0=4
Christian Bale: 1d20(2)+0=2
Adam West: 1d20(13)+5=18
Dr. Venture: 1d20(6)+3=9
Hank Venture: 1d20(1)+0=1
Brock: 1d20(19)+3=22
New Initiative is:
Brock - Adam West - Dean Venture - Val Kilmer - Dr. Venture - George Clooney - Christian Bale - Hank Venture
Brock spawns in Location 1
Since Adam West's first attack did the gibbing, can I at least crawl off the teleport square to C11?
ReplyDeleteWith the Action Point.
ReplyDeleteWhats the proclamation?
ReplyDeleteAdam West spends his Action Point to crawl off of the teleport square!
ReplyDeleteThe Court of Stars makes the following Proclamation:
1d8(5): The Babe with the Power of Voodoo
Rolling for a random Dungeoneer from the new Initiative Order: 1d8(8)
Hank Venture is turned into a Goblin!
"Hey pretty lady... How's you doin'?"
ReplyDeleteTech:
move to L15 (take 2 damage)
minor: Dryad's Favor terrain power
minor: jump in the hut, grab and use Naiad's kiss.
Hut?
ReplyDeleteMove hut towards F9
ReplyDeleteDirection?
ReplyDeleteNW
ReplyDeleteBrock takes the cowards approach, and steals a kiss before jumping in the dancing hut!
ReplyDeleteThe hut moves 1d8(6) squares.
Adam West's turn begins prone in C11
GODDAMNIT STILL PRONE!!!
ReplyDeleteIf the Hut ends adjacent to Mayor Adam West (which I think it is), he goes in and grabs...I dunno...Goblin King's Package.
Else; Second Wind.
I'm assuming you'll do both second wind and jump in the hut.
ReplyDeleteTEAM VENTURE RUNS AWAY LIKE SCARED BABIES!
Adam West regains 6 HP, putting him at 20HP total
Dean Venture spawns in Location 3
The Hut moves 1d8(7) squares towards location 2d16(15)(11) = O11
By the way, Dean, Brock is actually in the Hut and not on the map proper.
ReplyDeleteMmmm, it's warm inside the hut. Why don't you join us in here, little boy?
http://perezsolomon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/jesse.gif
easy there, Sgt. Hatred!
ReplyDeleteLooks like the party is in hut. Hopefully they're reciting Lady Windermere. Off to the hut I fly, like a bat in the night. Lols being in team batman is fun
ReplyDeleteI guess I'll take the sword if it's available and move hut wherever it may wander
ReplyDeleteI had such high hopes for you, Dean...and you've disappointed me again.
ReplyDeleteDean Venture jumps in the Dancing Hut!
The Hut moves 1d8(1) square towards 2d16(1)(7) = A7
Val Kilmer spawns prone in location 1!
Val Kilmer is also still slowed!
ReplyDelete(It's not his turn yet, but saving throw for Dr. Venture's immobilized condition, since we didn't do it at the end of his turn: 1d20(19) [SUCCESS])
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ReplyDeleteOops, sorry, Val Kilmer still has 2 more hours to post (the webpage logs post in a different time zone, and I thought 24 hours had passed. M'bad.)
ReplyDeleteVal Kilmer takes full defense!
ReplyDeleteThe Hut moves towards 2d16(1)(9)=A9 1d8(6) squares
Dr. Venture spawns in Location 3!
Dean, I started it years ago in a moment of passion,and I'll end it the same way, right here, in front of Brock H.E.L.P.E.R. and God!
ReplyDelete[tech]
Standard Action:
Hound of Dark Omen vs. Val
+7 vs. Will
3d8+5 psychic damage.
5 psychic damage if he doesn't move before the end of his next turn.
Move Action: move to F8
Minor Action: enter hut.
Send hut toward K3.
Dr. Venture attacks Val Kilmer!
ReplyDelete1d20(17)+7=24 vs Will 14 [HIT]
Damage: 3d8(6)(2)(3)+5 = 16 damage
Val Kilmer is bloodied!
Dr. Venture hops in the Dancing Hut!
The Hut moves 1d8(5) squares
Christian Bale spawns in Location 2!
Er, aren't I after Clooney?
ReplyDeleteOops, I started my post, left, and forgot an important middle step when I came back.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney starts his turn and takes 25 ongoing damage in the Hut!
George Clooney is UNCONSCIOUS at -1 HP!!
The Dancing Hut moves 1d8(3) squares towards 2d16(2)(7)=B7
Now it's Christian Bale in location 2
Man, what was up with that hut? Drugs? Women? Whatever. There was a fucking party going on, and all those stupid kids were in there. He'd have to go see about kicking them out.
ReplyDelete[tech]
Move to K6, join the rest of the cowards in the hut.
Hut towards D6
Christian Bale joins the rest of the cowards in the Hut.
ReplyDeleteThe hut moves 1d8(5) squares towards D6
The newly goblin'd Hank Venture spawns in location 1
Val Kilmer is TELEFRAGGED!!
TEAM VENTURE WINS THE MATCH!
Thus ends the most dull Sudden Death round of all time after an exciting match! But who will be victorious in Part 2?
GO TEAM VENTURE!
ReplyDeletehttp://youtu.be/ANH7kMpyO24?t=7s
I should have grabbed the scourge and Eldritch Striked Val off the teleport. :p
ReplyDeleteWell dang, wish someone had let me know we hit sudden death, I was in OC for a retreat all weekend.
ReplyDeleteWith everyone crammed in the hut, it was only a matter of time before Clooney died (assuming we went to a second round of Sudden Death).
ReplyDeleteI was hoping we'd cram enough in there to manage to kill someone else first. Alas, not to be. ;)
ReplyDeleteAlso, obviously Baba Yaga is a Time Lord, and the hut is her TARDIS.
I would have died, but Adam West would have taken at least 40 damage with everyone in the hut and gibbed.... :)
ReplyDeleteOh well...
We'll just kill them deader next time.
ReplyDelete