FTDM 12 - Army of Darkness - Round 4

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The Deadites are taking over the field. Something may need to be done or else they will control the entire board.

Comic Book Guy self-gibs and respawns at location 4. He ignores the Deadites to attack the corporations which leads to  chaos and the closing of a K-Mart

Lowe's now takes his turn, blasting the geeks with lights.

Scott Pilgrim self-gibs and respawns location 4 and wrecks the Home Depot.

Wil Wheaton respawns in location 4 and whiffs his attack on Lowe's.

K-Mart respawns in the middle of a field of Deadites at location 3 and then proceeds to bore the DM by burning Deadites (when the DM doesn't have enough caffeine, he needs exciting turns to keep him awake).

Walmart tries for a sneaky move, but the dice make it ineffective.

Igor appears in location 4 without his groovy weapons, he nearly takes out the Walmart.

Home Depot reopens in a heavily Deadite speaking population... remember "Argh rahw rahw braaaaains." means "Welcome to Home Depot."

FTDM 12 - Army of Darkness - Round 3

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Round 1
Round 2

As the war between the Dorks and the Corps rage on, the Deadites advance. The spaces for the living are becoming scarce. The Deadites look to eat everyone's soul, except Lowe's (where they're planning to have a flash mob to dance Thriller).

Comic Book Guy falls from his wounds and reappears in location 4 and moves to painfully explain the corporation's negative qualities, killing 2 along the way.
Lowe's respawns at location 2, and launches a leaflet campaign leaving Wil and Scott thrown with many severe paper cuts.
Scott Pilgrim gets eaten by a Deadite, but gets his revenge by telefragging one of them.He runs to the store and lights them up a little.
Wil Wheaton starts his turn dazed and confused by ready to fight; he drops 2 stores and almost ties the score.
K-Mart reappears at location 4 on a mission to keep the score in the corporation's favor does some attacks making Igor spew hit points for his opponents.
Walmart reopens at location 2 slashing prices and dorks.
 Igor grabs the chainsaw so others can't have it and then shoots up the K-Mart.
Home Depot respawns at location 1 and he finished the round on another killing spree taking down Comic Book Guy and Wil Wheaton, and almost taking out Scott Pilgrim.

FTDM 12 - Army of Darkness - Round 2

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Round 1

As the corporations rain down hurt on the nerds, an army of Deadites approaches the fight. From the edges of perception you hear things like “I will eat your soul!”, and “Dead before dawn! Dead before dawn!”. There are a few other voices saying things like “Look a near mint copy of the Necronomicon! I need!”, “I’m building a coffin, what wood stand-up best to worn? Oh, I didn’t mean that, you’re sick!”, and “Only $3.99! I’m so getting ‘Revenge of the Nerds’!”. (Deadites like explanation points.)

After a long argument with Death, Comic Book Guy is given a second chance and is dropped off at (drum roll please)… Location 2 (bad dice, be more random). He then scatters the stores to the 2 winds.
Lowe's is up to making more profits and pushing geeks into the Deadites.
Scott Pilgrim reappears at location 4 and takes an axe to the Home Depot and a light to the Deadites. Despite having the Deadites off of him, Wil Wheaton succumbs to his wounds and reappears in location 3 and makes may attacks almost bankrupting Home Depot and K-Mart.
K-Mart attack's Scott and brings Home Depot back from the brink.
Walmart now carries Necronomicons and uses it to attack Scott Pilgrim.
Igor has his soul eaten, and then reappears at location 3. Igor grabs the Boomstick(TM) and goes postal on Walmart and Home Depot. Walmart barely hangs on and Home Depot goes down.
Home Depot respawns at location 2.

RECRUITMENT: Play-by-Post Start Date 09/10/12 (Match 13)

 RECRUITMENT CLOSED!

 It's on like Donkey Kong!

Is your life lacking homerun bats, starmen, ray guns or big-ass hammers? Do you have an insatiable need to fly around and smash your opponents off a cliff? Have you ever been tossed around by a whirlwind or giant tree, and can't help wanting more? If you answered yes to any of the above, you should seriously consider signing up for the next play-by-post match, to start no earlier than September 10th, 2012.

After much twitter discussion, Team WetwORCs has signed up for another shot at glory. Opposing them are a handful of crazy canucks and former members of The Eh Team and/or Team Moose Hockey Maple Syrup Eh?. The crazy canucks are in need of one player to complete their team.

If you think you have what it takes and don't mind the company of a few beer-drinking northerners, post below to reserve your space. First come, first-served.

E10M1: SUPER SMASH BROS.

GenCon 2012 Post-Game Interview

To wrap-up our GenCon 2012 Fourthcore Team Deathmatch Tournament coverage, we have gone through and interviewed some of the guys from the winning Team Moose Hockey Maple Syrup Eh? to get their thoughts on winning, challenge, and victory.

FTDM 12 - Army of Darkness - Round 1

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The peasants have all left the region fearing the three great evils converging here for battle; the undead, corporate greed, and the army of dorkness. Most are hoping that the undead win.
 Comic Book Guy is the first to make it through the dark portal, appearing at location 4 and grabs the necronomicon

Lowe's appears at location 2 and gives Comic Book Guy a minor bruise.

Scott Pilgrim appears at location 2 and gives Lowe's the axe.
Wil Wheaton beams in at location 2. A swing and a miss at Lowe's
K-Mart appears at location 3 heals Lowe's and pushes Scott Pilgrim in danger.
Walmart appears in location 2 telefragging Scott Pilgrim and then slashing the comic book competition dropping Comic Book Guy and bloodying Wil Wheaton.
Igor appears at location 2 and fights back against Walmart. But with all his min/maxing skill he cannot avoid the fickle finger of fate and pulls a Deadite from the ground.
Home Depot pops up at location 1 swing what appears to be a great hit on Igor, but the little geek dodges at the last second.

New post here: round 2

GenCon2012 Wrap-Up

Another glorious year for
Fourthcore Team Deathmatch

at GenCon!

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