tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post5948305509521941167..comments2023-06-14T08:09:00.504-04:00Comments on Fourthcore Team Deathmatch: FTDM 12 - Army of Darkness - Round 4Rosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-31386771241197441282012-09-14T22:36:21.690-04:002012-09-14T22:36:21.690-04:00Round 5 posted here:
http://www.fourthcoreteamdea...Round 5 posted here:<br /><br />http://www.fourthcoreteamdeathmatch.com/2012/09/ftdm12-army-of-darkness-round-5.html<br />Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-60293348348091803282012-09-14T22:22:33.238-04:002012-09-14T22:22:33.238-04:00Oh no problem, but I was so concerned on the rules...Oh no problem, but I was so concerned on the rules, I forgot the push. Wil gets a (4) on the save so take's another 5 damage (@ -6) and in space J7.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-86995978648894465162012-09-14T21:55:03.411-04:002012-09-14T21:55:03.411-04:00Sorry about that...but it looked awesome in m head...Sorry about that...but it looked awesome in m head, so I suppose I at least entertained the DM.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110023878004654028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-73199264206831424072012-09-14T21:25:37.127-04:002012-09-14T21:25:37.127-04:00Okay, I was hoping I wouldn't have to rule on ...Okay, I was hoping I wouldn't have to rule on this. The Deadites have height, so it's not a simple long jump, but they aren't a solid wall like what they describe in the compendium. Here's how I'm going to rule on jumping over Deadites:<br /><br />The horizontal distance that can be jumped is standard (# of squares jumped is roll/10 or roll/5 with running start). The dungeoneer must clear 6 feet in order to jump over the deadites(need the athletics roll to be 40 or 20 w/ running start); if they don't make it, they will fall prone when they land due to being tripped up by Deadites.<br /><br />So Home Depot's jump over the Deadites is a running start due to Crane's Wings; (19)+8+5(Crane's Wing)=32, which clears 8 ft and could have jumped up to 6 squares... well that's what you get for having a propane powered explosion behind you.<br /><br />Landing in H7 costs Home Depot 5 hp so he's now at 17. Will of the Living clears out the dead and Wil takes 1 damage (@21). Now for the attack: (7)+5+2(CA)=14 vs. 14 hit. Damage is (9)+5+6(flurry)+(2)(FA) = 22 knocking Wil down to -1 hp.<br /><br />Thus ends another exiting round... Deadites to expand their reach in Round 5 of the Army of Darkness (coming soon to a FTDM blog near you).Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-10314809145656944372012-09-14T20:44:45.795-04:002012-09-14T20:44:45.795-04:00Crapola...
OK, suggestion from James sounds good:...Crapola...<br /><br />OK, suggestion from James sounds good:<br /><br />Move: Crane's Wings jump to H-7. (Need a 2, according to the dude with the compendium). <br />Minor: WotL to clear deadites and hit Wil.<br />Standard: Crane's Wings attack vs. Wil including Flurry and Ferocious Assault, and flanking. Push will to J7 since he can't go into Lowe's space.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110023878004654028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-11052873850621710632012-09-14T08:34:39.367-04:002012-09-14T08:34:39.367-04:00Deadites are difficult terrain (cost two to move i...Deadites are difficult terrain (cost two to move into the square). You can't get to I9.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-1272436282543007142012-09-14T08:25:06.362-04:002012-09-14T08:25:06.362-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-54230970282358743982012-09-14T08:01:44.715-04:002012-09-14T08:01:44.715-04:00"God, you try to stock the store, and they ju..."God, you try to stock the store, and they just stand there slack-jawed like a bunch of zombies. Looks like it's those two in the back that started it..."<br /><br />Minor: WotL to make some room.<br />Move: To J9, taking the hit from 2 deadites.<br />Standard: Crane's Wings vs. Wil, pushing him into deadites at I7 (+5 vs Fort, 1d10 + 5 + 1d8 ftom furious assault), then Flurry on CBG.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02110023878004654028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-12294987121204877772012-09-13T21:13:50.403-04:002012-09-13T21:13:50.403-04:00For vengeance against the bad corporate puns; it&#...For vengeance against the bad corporate puns; it's a morally bankrupt profession. Attack: (15)+10=25 vs. 21 hit. (4)+5+(1)+(5)=15. Walmart is now at 2 hp and bloody. <br /><br />Home Depot reopens at location 2<br /><br />And my 1 year old would like to say (I didn't let him type long once I caught him):<br /><br /> xd X ZKurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-70071485446122460372012-09-13T19:58:38.603-04:002012-09-13T19:58:38.603-04:00OOC: Sorry for the delay, I lost track of it someh...OOC: Sorry for the delay, I lost track of it somehow. <br /><br />Igor puffs up his chest, beats on it furiously, and "HUZZAH!"s over to the open space in an ever-impending sea of deadly creatures, to stick a glorious piercing strike into a Walmart Clerk's bag of beef jerk with a smirk so bezerk - at this point he's bloody tired of corporate puns and is going on a rampage to kill anyone, even customers if need be. "THERE MUST BE VENGEANCE!"<br /><br />Tech: <br />Move to I12<br />Piercing Strike vs. Walmart +8 (+2 from CA) vs Reflex (for a total of +10) on hit, 1d8+5 damage +2d6 sneak attack damage. <br /><br />Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04478017016937435174noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-11149599924137811542012-09-13T09:14:30.555-04:002012-09-13T09:14:30.555-04:00It would seem that the discount warehouses and dor...It would seem that the discount warehouses and dork soldiers have formed something of a conga line.<br /><br /><i>"In our Toys and Parties section, check out our phenomenal pricing on Flank Chains!"</i>Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-22447345706600650652012-09-12T23:18:08.033-04:002012-09-12T23:18:08.033-04:00Well let's see if Walmart get's the rocker...Well let's see if Walmart get's the rocker's axe. Attack (10)+6=16 vs. 19 miss.<br /><br />Walmart attacks Comic Book Guy (1)+10=11 vs. 17 Humiliation! Forget the freezer, the dice are going in the oven... and then I'll set it to clean.<br /><br />Okay while a Deadite of Humiliation should appear, Walmart fries it with Will of the Living. All adjacent Deadites get fried with one point of Radiant damage. Scott is now at 20 hit points. Comic Book Guy explains the futility of attacking a Deva with 1 point of Radiant damage.<br /><br />Igor drops the chainsaw and shotgun before respawning at location 4.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-86349541714025843662012-09-12T21:47:24.109-04:002012-09-12T21:47:24.109-04:00Attention all Duneon Masters, superior beings, and...Attention all Duneon Masters, superior beings, and fanboy deadite shoppers: We'll ve reopening the electronic department to reopen at midnight for a massive "why go back to school when you can game your life away and work here for minimum wage and correct old-ladies who are buying the wrong HDMI cable...like they even know what that is" Sale! All Microsoft devices are 25% off, plus, we'll throw in a piece of fatty KFC original recipe human spleen or liver. Hurry, offer is limited.<br /><br /><br />OOC:<br />Move to H11 moving around Scott...yes, I will take the OA. AC is 19 vs OAs as I am an artful dodger of all things sharp...like swords and taxes.<br /><br />Attack CBG with opening move, +10 vs AC, 2d6+5+2d6 sneak attack damage. Gain +4 to AC and reflex. Will use WofL against Scott and CBG as a minor if CBG is left standing. DeuceDMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00959562226201486586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-27554007155954141372012-09-12T10:38:22.299-04:002012-09-12T10:38:22.299-04:00"Also, we're having a special on volleyba..."Also, we're having a special on volleyball equipment! Whether at the beach, in the gym, or in a demon dimension of pain, don't forget to bump, set, and SPIKE!!"Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-32735079903633333202012-09-12T10:26:34.790-04:002012-09-12T10:26:34.790-04:00A bit of an anti-climatic turn... Deadites die, Sc...A bit of an anti-climatic turn... Deadites die, Scott is now at 21 hp, and Walmart is at 17 hp in F6. We laugh, we cry, we all take a collective yawn.<br /><br />Walmart, it is your turn... please make sure the DM is entertained.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-49565230661757100172012-09-12T10:16:44.117-04:002012-09-12T10:16:44.117-04:00"BIG Kmart shoppers, if you will turn your at..."BIG Kmart shoppers, if you will turn your attention to the Home and Garden section, we're having a Blue Light Special on Deadite suppressants! Please watch the product demonstration, and shoppers, do take care not to get in the spray. It can sting a bit."<br /><br /><b><i>[Tech]</i></b><br />Deadite spawns in H-9.<br /><b>Move:</b> walk to F-9 <i>(taking and resisting 5 necro each square)</i><br /><b>Minor:</b> Will of the Living <i>(5 radiant to Scott, clear Deadites in E-8 through G-10)</i><br /><b>Standard <i>(as Minor)</i>:</b> Majestic Word on Walmart <i>(spends surge, heals 9 HP, WotL clears Deadites in E-4 through F-6, slide to F-6)</i>Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-27166051379232498512012-09-11T23:55:05.470-04:002012-09-11T23:55:05.470-04:00... did you just toss that die to BFlat!?... did you just toss that die to BFlat!?Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-57181258494428159942012-09-11T22:56:33.518-04:002012-09-11T22:56:33.518-04:00"well that dies going in the #$*%-off bin.&qu..."well that dies going in the #$*%-off bin."<br /><br />he then proceeds to throw the die into the audience.<br /><br />"sir, I wouldn't touch that if I were you."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-61404736072603488392012-09-11T20:19:22.752-04:002012-09-11T20:19:22.752-04:00Oh no, Wil's reverted to his Westley Crusher d...Oh no, Wil's reverted to his Westley Crusher days...<br /><br />Attack... (1)+10=11 the dice gods hate you.<br /><br />We need a Deadite of Humiliation and then K-Mart respawns at location 3.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-49763208458504067992012-09-11T19:35:49.321-04:002012-09-11T19:35:49.321-04:00Wil Wheaton appears in a shimmering beam of blue l...Wil Wheaton appears in a shimmering beam of blue light in his grey sweater and jumpsuit. "Aw, man. I hate taking the transporters! Captain Picard never lets me on the bridge. Oh! Primitive lifeforms, time to <i>introduce</i> them to the future." <br /><br />Wil skips over to Lowe's and tries to put a smack down on its primitive mechanics, deals or not!<br /><br /><b>TECH</b><br /><br /><i>minor action:</i> <b>Bladesong</b> for +2 power bonus to all defenses, +2 to attack rolls, and +5 to defenses until end of my next turn.<br /><br /><i>move action:</i> J11, I11, H10, H9, I8<br /><br /><i>standard action:</i> <b>Melee Basic Attack</b> +10 vs. AC, 1d8+12 damage and <b>Unseen Hand</b> on Walmart for 3 force damage and slide him into square F4.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-65828651904859448132012-09-11T18:17:26.417-04:002012-09-11T18:17:26.417-04:00Scott celebrates with hip thrusts.Scott celebrates with hip thrusts.Jon Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380711697748427514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-63432763024999477612012-09-11T16:22:02.564-04:002012-09-11T16:22:02.564-04:00Scott moves to the Home Depot and then unleashes a...Scott moves to the Home Depot and then unleashes all hell on it.<br />Attack: (17)+6+2=25 vs. 17 hit. Damage: (8)+4+4+8+6+4=34 hp leaving the Home Depot a pile of rubble at -17 hp (gibbed)... so no ongoing damage, I guess.<br /><br />Anyway, as Scott celibates his victory over corporate America, Wil respawns at location 4 (very popular this round.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-84145600883243979112012-09-11T16:11:07.256-04:002012-09-11T16:11:07.256-04:00Scott is not happy. All he wants to do is hang out...Scott is not happy. All he wants to do is hang out, play in a band, be Canadian, and make out with his girlfriend. But nooooOOOOOOoooooooo.... these American department stores insist on killing him.<br /><br />Now it's time for:<br /><br /><b>SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE HOME DEPOT</b><br /><br />[tech]<br />Minor: Shroud of Shadow. 5 THP, concealment<br />Move: To G10 (in a way that doesn't provoke)<br />Standard: Vengeance Strike +8 vs. AC (includes +2 from CA)<br />Damage: 1d10+4 + 4 (Dark Menace) + 8 Vengeance Strike) + 6 Dread Smite + 4 Spirit of Vice (I take 4 HP damage) + 5 ongoing. So...1d10+26 damage.Jon Greenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08380711697748427514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-54854191485595447552012-09-11T08:25:39.920-04:002012-09-11T08:25:39.920-04:00Correction 27-4=23 which is what CBG is at.Correction 27-4=23 which is what CBG is at.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-55759699063866826732012-09-11T01:55:14.792-04:002012-09-11T01:55:14.792-04:00Map update tomorrow morning. Sleepy now.Map update tomorrow morning. Sleepy now.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.com