tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post4348133972270557291..comments2023-06-14T08:09:00.504-04:00Comments on Fourthcore Team Deathmatch: Play-by-Post: Match 07 Round 06 SLAUGHTERHOUSERosshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-62233088113016151052012-03-22T13:08:55.460-04:002012-03-22T13:08:55.460-04:00Everyone contributed to a great game, not the leas...Everyone contributed to a great game, not the least of which was a stellar job by Dungeon Master Angille. Well, everyone except Hap, embarrassingly!<br /><br />Really happy to see new faces and to hear that everyone had a fun time. I'l be posting something soon updating the PbP high scores, the Spring Rules Changes, as well as recruitment for the next PbP game. I, at least, won't be running anything until after the chaos of PAX East has died down.Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-78452998798538122472012-03-22T12:48:40.479-04:002012-03-22T12:48:40.479-04:00Hooray!
My awesome TEAM MUPPET teammates, thanks...Hooray! <br /><br />My awesome TEAM MUPPET teammates, thanks! Woohoo!<br /><br />Thanks also TEAM WTF for an awesome match!<br /><br />See ya at the next bloodbath! Bork bork!juabermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314797411094318854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-50693602301783330992012-03-22T12:37:04.201-04:002012-03-22T12:37:04.201-04:00That was fun. I can't wait for the next one. H...That was fun. I can't wait for the next one. Hope to see you all there.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-74349982996156158152012-03-22T12:10:42.974-04:002012-03-22T12:10:42.974-04:00This hereby concludes Match 07 of PbP FTDM! The Mu...This hereby concludes Match 07 of PbP FTDM! The Muppets emerge victorious!<br /><br /><i>Rizzo</i> gets a lifetime supply of jelly beans, <i>Miss Piggy</i> gets a lifetime supply of cosmetics, <i>The Chef</i> gets an all-iron-clad kitchen set, complete with extra-large aebelskiver pan, and <i>Dr. Bunsen Honeydew</i> receives the Nobel Prize for Team Deathmatch!<br /><br /><i>Statler:</i> I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't watched it.<br /><i>Waldorf:</i> Believe what?<br /><i>Statler:</i> I don't know - I wasn't watching.Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-63657131958059917982012-03-22T12:10:32.656-04:002012-03-22T12:10:32.656-04:00Attack!! (another important part of the Serpent is...Attack!! (another important part of the Serpent is +1 damage as well)<br /><br /><b>(7)</b>+9 = 16+4 = 20 vs AC 19 - HIT!! for <b>(6)+(7)</b>+11 = 24 damage, prone, and a second attack!<br /><br /><b>(16)</b>+12 = 28 vs AC 19 - HIT!! for <b>(5)</b>+6 = 11 damage!<br /><br />Let's see... that's... 35 total damage! <i>Rizzo</i> is at 0 HP! That doesn't change the score, but what an awesome FLAWLESS VICTORY!!Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-28756017801089758582012-03-22T10:10:58.153-04:002012-03-22T10:10:58.153-04:00"I want you to hit me as hard as you can.&quo...<i>"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."</i><br />Gaucho sees Rizzo Rat eyeballin' him and decides to pick a fight. How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight? I don't want to die without any scars.<br /><br /><b>MINOR ACTION</b><br />Activate <i>Aspect of the Dancing Serpent</i>, the important part being a +1 bonus to attacks against enemies with none of its allies adjacent.<br /><br /><b>MOVE ACTION</b><br />Move up next to Rizzo Rat, via I6 - I7 - H9 - G9 - F9 - E9<br /><br /><b>STANDARD ACTION</b><br /><b>Carrikal</b> against Rizzo Rat activating everything I can; Power Strike, Takedown Strike, Heroic Effort<br /><i>Attack:</i> +9 vs. AC 19<br /><i>Hit:</i> 1d8 (brutal 2) +1d8 +10 damage, knocked prone, and (free action on a hit) make a secondary attack with <i>Dual Weapon Attack</i>.<br /><i>Miss:</i> Use <i>Heroic Effort</i> if within 4.<br /><br /><b>Dual Weapon Attack</b> with the shortsword<br /><i>Attack:</i> +10 vs. AC 19; +1 stance, +2 combat advantage against prone<br /><i>Hit:</i> 1d6+5 damage<br /><i>Miss:</i> Use <i>Heroic Effort</i> if within 4.<br /><br />Can't win the match, but we're going down fighting!Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-19585549210245480812012-03-22T09:51:10.750-04:002012-03-22T09:51:10.750-04:00Here we go! Some email back-and-forth, but we have...Here we go! Some email back-and-forth, but we have a plan!<br /><br /><i>Meathook</i> bull rush charges <i>Miss Piggy!</i><br />• Athletics - <b>(6)</b>+9 = 15 vs DC 15 - SUCCESS!!<br />• Bull Rush - <b>(1)</b> - HUMILIATION!! OH SNAP!!<br /><br /><i>Meathook</i> fails to knock <i>Miss Piggy</i> off her perch, and falls, prone, to a meat grindery gibbery death!!<br /><br /><i>"In the EXTREMELY unlikely event that Meathook ties the match, Gaucho will take a death save."</i> - CSR<br /><br />Nope. Not tied. <i>Gaucho</i> self-GIBS!! to respawn at location <b>(2)</b>. For bookkeeping, <i>Piggy</i> is Darkly Reaping.Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-27132769099031157582012-03-22T07:13:47.046-04:002012-03-22T07:13:47.046-04:00I can't use avalanche strike on a charge, but ...I can't use avalanche strike on a charge, but I am within 6 squares, assuming I don't HAVE to activate telepad when I step on it (or can jump over, athletics +9)...DeuceDMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00959562226201486586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-25832452886770410162012-03-22T00:30:12.905-04:002012-03-22T00:30:12.905-04:00Ok, move action to work the 'porter, depositin...Ok, move action to work the 'porter, depositing <i>Meathook</i> on location <b>(2)</b>. And...<br /><br />So... didja want to charge <i>Rizzo?</i> He's just a DC 20 Athletics check away!Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-40424227471690027042012-03-21T17:55:34.585-04:002012-03-21T17:55:34.585-04:00Who wants me to throw another shrimp on the barby?...Who wants me to throw another shrimp on the barby?!? Before this pork chop hits the grill, it teleports away, hoping to retrieve his jelly bean glaze from Rizzo.<br /><br /><br />Tech:<br />Lets play Teleporter roulette! If I end up on pad 1/3/4, move next to Rizzo and use avalanche strike. If I drop him, but probably not gib him...:(, use swift charge to go after Ms Piggy. Probably the best I can do...<br /><br />Oh, my kingdom for an action point!DeuceDMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00959562226201486586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-41015926541315442742012-03-21T14:02:18.915-04:002012-03-21T14:02:18.915-04:00In the EXTREMELY unlikely event that Meathook ties...In the <i>EXTREMELY</i> unlikely event that Meathook ties the match, Gaucho will take a death save.Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-9028192519910641822012-03-21T11:43:46.249-04:002012-03-21T11:43:46.249-04:00In the unlikely event of a sudden death round, I a...In the unlikely event of a sudden death round, I activate Dark Reaping if either of my drops are within 5 squares (cube?).Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-54300555175019593162012-03-21T09:58:52.726-04:002012-03-21T09:58:52.726-04:00This just officially became the BLOODIEST ROUND th...This just officially became the BLOODIEST ROUND this match!!<br /><br />And, oh yeah, Graham? <a href="http://www.fourthcoreteamdeathmatch.com/p/pbp-high-scores.html" rel="nofollow">Nyah nyah na na na!</a>Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-65650186796143890372012-03-21T09:48:02.155-04:002012-03-21T09:48:02.155-04:00Hellfire Touch: The next creature you hit with an ...<b>Hellfire Touch:</b> The next creature you hit with an attack before the end of this turn takes <i>blah blah blah</i><br /><br />Yep. That'll do 'er. Hell-pig is on the platform. <b>(9)</b>+11 = 20 vs DC 7 - for the pedants.<br /><br />Nailgun!<br /><i>Zoidberg:</i> <b>(20)</b> - CRITICAL HIT!! for <b>(10)</b>+7 = 17 damage!<br /><i>Gaucho:</i> <b>(13)</b>+8 = 21 vs AC 18 - HIT!! for <b>(5)</b>+7 = 12 damage!<br /><br />Both get pushed 1, <i>Zoidberg</i> takes 5 extra fire/necrotic damage and slides 5. <i>Zoidberg</i> is at -12 HP, and <i>Gaucho</i> is at -11 HP! KILLING SPREE!!<br /><br /><i>Zoidberg</i> saves vs fall - <b>(8)</b> - FAIL!! GIBBED in the Grinder!!<br /><br /><i>Gaucho's</i> still holding on when <i>Miss Piggy</i> activates the conveyor, but must save against fall - <b>(19)</b> - tenacious little bastard, ain't he?<br /><br /><i>Gaucho</i> is prone and dying at -11 HP in square G-9, as <i>Meathook</i> respawns at location <b>(8)</b>.Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-48408557674801886552012-03-21T01:43:26.961-04:002012-03-21T01:43:26.961-04:00Wait, utterly crazy thought. Would Hellfire Touch...Wait, utterly crazy thought. Would Hellfire Touch work with the Nailgun? If not, I use above. If so:<br /><br />Move: Same.<br />Minor: Hellfire Touch (+5 fire/necrotic and slide 5 on next hit or 5 to me if I don't hit)<br />Standard: Nail gun as above, using hellfire touch on Zoidburg if I hit just him or both and send him over the edge @ I7. If I just hit Gaucho, I send him down the conveyer.<br />Killing spree: If both aren't gibber and either is on the conveyer, activate the conveyer. If no one's on the conveyer, total defense.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-49352288026848888922012-03-21T01:21:13.225-04:002012-03-21T01:21:13.225-04:00“Hey those controls look like the Swine Trek’s, ma...“Hey those controls look like the Swine Trek’s, maybe I can fly us out of here.” With a mighty leap Piggy jumps to the control platform and starts hitting buttons and flipping toggles. “Wait how many toggle flips in total do I need to get this damn thing off the ground?” And suddenly all hell breaks loose on the lower level.<br /><br />Tech:<br />Move: Use the Crane’s Wings move to jump to the platform. 6+5 athletics and am considered to have a running start (so even on a 1 I make it).<br />Minor: Use the nail gun @ I12 to hit Zoidburg and Gaucho, +8 vs. AC (18 for both) for 1d10+7 damage.<br />Standard: If Gaucho hasn’t been gibbed, I activate the conveyer belt. If Gaucho has been gibbed, I go on total defense. If I happen to go on a killing spree, I do both.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-292058411120015192012-03-20T21:07:47.742-04:002012-03-20T21:07:47.742-04:00Quite possibly the single most damaging first leve...Quite possibly the single most damaging first level attack in the game! Can you imagine landing this on Orcus? Boom! Basic Attack!<br /><br />Anyway - <b>(8)</b>+4+2 = 14 vs Will 12 - HIT!! <i>Miss Piggy</i> slides towards the Grinder: save vs fall - <b>(14)</b> - PRONE!! And DAZED!!<br /><br />And yeah, she could fling those makeup-shuriken at anyone on the first floor... but I get that you probably don't want that. So it's kinda like dropping a machine gun - those shuriken go wild all over the place as the pig slams onto the conveyor!<br /><br />Ah, but was that save for naught? <i>Miss Piggy's</i> turn starts with another slide down the conveyor - <b>(3)</b> - FAIL!! GIBBED!!<br /><br /><i>Miss Piggy</i> respawns at location <b>(3)</b>, safe and... un-dazed.Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-19749184482011803622012-03-20T16:51:41.474-04:002012-03-20T16:51:41.474-04:00I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!!I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!!!Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-90452836825743434992012-03-20T14:26:33.996-04:002012-03-20T14:26:33.996-04:00Finding himself with another dismaying lack of via...Finding himself with another dismaying lack of viable targets, Zoidberg eyes Miss Piggy from across the room. He may not be able to charge at her like he's accustomed to, but there's more than one way to skin a pig...<br /><br />Tech<br />Move: Stand up<br />Standard: Charm of Misplaced Wrath against Miss Piggy. +4 +2(Bladesong) vs Will 12.<br />On a hit, Slide her 3 squares in to the grinder by way of E4. If she saves the fall, then she is Dazed until end of my next turn. The effect of the power also allows the target to make a free basic attack against a creature of my choice as a free action, with +2 to the damage. There's nobody else around except the pig herself, but since she probably can't judo-chop her own neck, I'll just sit back and watch the last 3 turns of the matchThe Fighting Irishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01682151575181711910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-49836468684371617312012-03-20T13:44:14.202-04:002012-03-20T13:44:14.202-04:00Sweet. Maybe we'll have jelly beans instead of...Sweet. Maybe we'll have jelly beans instead of candy corn?<br /><br />Bull's Strength on <i>Ghost Rider</i> - <b>(17)</b>+8 = 25 vs AC 18 - HIT!!<br />on <i>Gaucho</i> - <b>(20)</b> - CRITICAL HIT!!<br /><br /><i>Ghost Rider</i> takes <b>(6)</b>+5 = 11 damage, leaving 18 HP! <i>Gaucho</i> takes MAX <b>(8)</b>+5 = 13 damage, leaving him at 1 HP!! And they get pushed!<br /><br /><i>Ghost Rider</i> - <b>(7)</b> - FAIL!! FALL!! GIBBED!!<br /><i>Gaucho</i> - <b>(5)</b> - FAIL!! FALL!! <b>(8)+(3)</b> = 11 damage, reduced by <b>(16)</b>+9 = 25/2 = 12 - holy crap folks. I don't think I've seen this happen before. By RAW, he lands on his feet.<br /><br /><i>Gaucho</i> is standing, with 1 HP, in square G-10!<br /><br /><i>Zoidberg's</i> turn starts with him on his swan bladesong!Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-24036131688910295822012-03-20T10:57:15.974-04:002012-03-20T10:57:15.974-04:00Posted for Stephen:
Rizzo pops up near where Meat...Posted for Stephen:<br /><br />Rizzo pops up near where Meathook dropped the jelly beans, but there are enemies in between. He scurries around tries to get those people away from the jelly beans.<br /><br />Tech:<br />Move: Move to D8<br />Minor: Use Battlemind’s Demand on Gaucho.<br />Standard: Bull’s Strength augment 2 with Ghost Rider and Gaucho in the blast area. Attack both attacks are +8 vs. AC (18) 1d8 + 5 damage. If they are hit, Ghost Rider is pushed into the Grinder, Gaucho is pushed to G10 (down to the bottom level).Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-65143498864814967242012-03-19T15:22:02.166-04:002012-03-19T15:22:02.166-04:00SHIT JUST GOT REAL.<b>SHIT JUST GOT REAL.</b>Rosshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08107736691449509380noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-49581735509702603272012-03-19T13:07:41.395-04:002012-03-19T13:07:41.395-04:00@Kurt - I was picturing Holy Grail, actually.
@ju...@Kurt - I was picturing Holy Grail, actually.<br /><br />@juaberman - Looks like the next dungeoneer hasn't gone yet, sure!<br /><br />Takedown Strike adds 5 damage to the total, bringing <i>Meathook</i> down to -16 HP total<br />...<br />...<br />...<br />GIBBED!! Tie? Where? Is there a dress code?<br /><br /><i>Rizzo's</i> on up!Angillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09149612803777300605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-57941213656700354202012-03-19T13:01:05.444-04:002012-03-19T13:01:05.444-04:00could i still follow up with my Takedown Strike?could i still follow up with my Takedown Strike?juabermanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14314797411094318854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4262611208488695420.post-21829681851374778252012-03-19T12:38:25.217-04:002012-03-19T12:38:25.217-04:00Thank you Mojo Jojo.Thank you Mojo Jojo.Kurt Hindererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02097309861914987165noreply@blogger.com